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SUCK UK Drumstick Pens

For desk drummers, restless tappers & future rock legends. A pair of drumsticks cleverly disguised as pens, ready for meetings, maths lessons or impromptu solos on the nearest tabletop. Perfect for anyone convinced they’re the next Phil Collins. Practice your paradiddles, look busy at work, then get back to annoying the neighbours. Smaller than a drum kit, cheaper than a drum kit, and considerably easier to fit in a pencil case. A great gift for fidgety fingers.

• Black Ink
• Ballpoint pens shaped like drumsticks.
• Made from responsibly sourced wood.
• A quiet alternative to a full-size drum kit.